REALISTIC SMS

1.      To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe.

2.      What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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4.      Girls are like phones,
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

5.      If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?

6.      Marriage is a three ring circus:
an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and suffering

7.      A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.

8.      What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women

9.      Aim in life should b 654321

      Shocked?

      6-Six digit salary
      5-Five working days
      4-Four wheeler car
      3-Three room flat
      2-Two cute childrn
      1-One sweetheart :-D

10.  A snake has its poison in its teeth..

      A dog in its tongue..

      A scorpio in its tale..

      Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

      Strange but true!

11.   “Always be good with the good but
Never be bad with the bad because
You cant wash mud with mud”
Its reality if u can understand.

12.  Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

      When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
      that is ignorance!

      &
      When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
      thats called self control:-)

13.  U never get a person oF ur type In this World

      u will either have to adjust
      or
      u will have to Compromise

      u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
      n
      u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
      Amazing but true..

14.  Respect the emotions in someone’s heart,
rather than the expression on someones face

      because expression is just a formality
      but emotions are reality. . . .

15.  Every test in our life
makes us bitter or better,

      Every problem comes
      to make us or break us,

      Choice is our whether
      we become victim or victor..!!

16.  A good plan of today
is better than a great plan of tomorrow.

      Look backward with satisfaction
      & look forward with confidence.

17.  The sign of maturity is not
when V start speaking big things..

      But, actually it is,
      When U start understanding Small things…

18.  Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

      But

      Men Use Their Hearts
      &
      Women Use Their Brains

19.  You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life.
You may never kn0w where you fit,
but always remember that
someone’s life may not be complete without you!:-)

20.  Unexpected results & Problems r part of life.
Never loose HOPE in any condition,
bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day.
Remember!
Human can live about 20days without food,
about 3days without water,
about 5 mints without air
but
not for 1secnd without HOPE.
BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS.

21.  U know who is d best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Usually they r not seen 2gether,
but when they r together its the best moment of the life*

22.  “If you want to
enjoy anything,
always think
today is the first day

      But

      If you want to achieve anything
      always think today is the last day.

23.  If a person is Silent
it does’t mean He is unknown of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills.
But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons
which has made Him Silent..!

24.  “Flowers” are very soft,
do not “Touch” them with hard hands…

      Similarly

      “Feelings” are like soft flowers,
      do not “Touch” them with harsh words…

25.  How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..

26.  Do you know what’s harder
after making other people HAPPY???

      It’s when they don’t realize that
      you also need someone to do the same!

27.  A very practical reality
put into words by Shakespare:

      “There’s no market for your sorrows in this world,
      so never advertise them”

28.  Life is like a coin
Pleasure and pain are the two sides,
Only one side is visible at time,
But remember
other side also waiting for its turn

29.  It Is Risky Not To Take Risk.
If You Don’t Take Risk,
Risk Will Take You.

30.  If people are trying to pull you down….
Be proud about it ,
because it only confirms
that you are above them.

31.  Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand

32.  Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..

33.  Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!

34.  When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.

35.  Most of the problems in life comes
because of two reasons .

      First, we act without thinking
      second, We keep thinking without acting.

36.  Never conclude a person by his present status
because time has the great power
to change a useless coal into a valuable diamond.

37.  Being happy doesn’t mean
that everything is perfect.

      It means that you’ve decided
      to look beyond the imperfections.

38.  There are two types of people who are failures in life. ..

      Those who do not listen to anybody
      and
      those who listen to everybody

39.  You are not responsible for
what people think about you.

      But you are responsible for
      what you give them to think about you.

40.  The people who accept criticism are
the ones wo are genuinely
interested in self improvement.

41.  “Disappointment is just the
Distance between Expectation & Reality.

      So either Expect less & Accept the Reality
      OR Expect a lot & Turn into a Reality”.